So the
other day I was talking to my Pop Pop on the phone and it was one of the
funniest Conversations I have had in a long time. Let me paint the picture…My Pop Pop is a 75 year old Italian
Godfatheresque type of guy. We’re talking Marlon Brando, kiss my
ring, and pass the gravey (that’s what Italians call sauce) type. So before my Mom Mom handed the phone
to him she had mentioned something about a picture of a camel to me…here was
the conversation with my Pop Pop:
Pop Pop:
“She looks like a camel…” (teasing my Mom Mom)
Me: “No she doesn’t look like a camel, she
just has a camel toe.”
Pop
Pop: (deep, muffled giggling) “Camel toe…hehehehe”
Me: “Do
you know what that is?”
Pop
Pop: “Of Course I do. When are you
leaving for Panama?”
Me:
“Next Saturday”
Pop
Pop: “Ok, Well, call me when you get back…you know it’s a third world country!”
Me:
“Ok, we will…it’s not like were going to Uganda or anything.”
The
really funny part of this is that he just got back from a cruise with my Mom
Mom to Central and South America and the only place that he actually got of the
boat to see the port was in COLUMBIA!!
When I asked him why he got off there he responded “I needed to get my
great granddaughter some blood diamonds for her birthday.” I guess I know where I got my sense of
adventure from….
As you can see, they are a real hot mess!
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